Whoa, so some of you guys got the wrong impression when I said send me your food porn photos. My goodness! People, do you have no shame?

Ah, forgive the corny joke. I couldn’t resist. So last week I asked readers to send in their “food porn” photos. We were defining food porn as Wikipedia does: “A glamourised spectacular visual presentation of cooking or eating in advertisements, infomercials, cooking shows or other visual media,[1] foods boasting a high fat and calorie content,[2] exotic dishes that arouse a desire to eat or the glorification of food as a substitute for sex."

Well, we got some good ones, from red velvet cheesecake to cold cut grinders. So click through the photos at the top of this story.